Tyne head – former coach has mid-life crisis and returns to the coxes seat!

BOOM! SMASH (unfortunately!) Mens IM3 quad looking strong and long (even with that shortie in the bow!)
Tyne Head – the ideal Tideway Tune-Up (apparently). Usually the scene of carnage as the Durham Colleges make their last minute rush to scramble novice crews onto a big river prior to letting them loose on the Thames in London, mix into this the usual foul weather which the river god normally blesses for the Tyne Head weekend and you have all the makings of a cracking race.
Given the insanity that was the blizzards and frozen weather at Rutherford Head, the Tyne god that adorns Tyne Rowing Club’s boathouse must have been in a generous mood as he allowed the weather to not only be calm but also warm.
Noticeable was thelack of the usual volume of novice Durham College eights (common sense had either prevailed or all the boats were broken…) so this made for a more sedate Tyne Head than in previous years.
As ever with Tyne Head, the call went out for volunteers to staff the kitchen, help boat people, marshal the trailers and cars and provide any last minute assistance required. True to form and as always those who normally perform these functions did so and did it spectacularly – THANK YOU! (you all know who you are!!)
On the racing front for Tyne United – it was a strictly adults-only event; the juniors were getting ready for the Inter-Regional Trials the next day soonly the men, women and masters would be racing this day.
In time honoured tradition, the Masters men decided that it would be rude not to do an eight and to put it together at last minutes notice with zero preparation. For once those fanatical scullers from the Masters Quad decided to find out just what life was like in a boat with one oar and not two.
Remember the Tideway Scullers Great 8 that won the Eights Head? Yep that one with the top eight scullers in the world all doing sweep? Well this was the somewhat older, slightly less technical and certainly more bearded (that’s just Chris Smith’s beard alone!) and more Geordie version of that eight.
Not to be outdone, the Novice Masters Scullers were back in their quad. Spurred on by their race in Durham, it was time to brave the Tyne again in anger – this time last year many of them got strange looks while racing in the C Class – this year no more C Class – fine boats all the way for them!
Also motivated to prove their mettle on the Tyne against all others, the Men’s Squad were racing coxless at IM3 level and determined to make up for the disappointment of Durham Small Boats Head.
The conditions were to prove fantastic for racing and the Masters 8 certainly made the most of it. As ever the only ones left surprised by how well they had done were themselves as they came home in 13th position, which given most of the other Masters 8′s out there were seasoned crews aiming for the Veteran’s Head of the River, wasn’t too bad at all.
However, as soon as they had finished, eaten and Jim had drunk at least a gallon of tea; it was time for them to prepare themselves for the second division and their next races…
The Masters Novice Quad were once again shifting water (out of the Tyne and onto the land) and while finishing towards the last of the pack (they did however beat four Women’s Novice 8′s which isn’t too bad), they once again showed their steely determination to compete which no-one could take away from them. Good effort guys.
The Men’s Quad had a solid row which was unfortunately interrupted by an altercation with a Durham School coxless four [reports vary as to what actually happened, all that can be said is no seals were harmed in the incident] however coming in 26th was no disgrace and shows that with a little bit more training (and steering Alex T!) there is a tidy crew in the making for regatta season.
And so onto Division Two. The Masters Quad, fresh from success at Durham Small Boats Head, were again determined to make their mark on their home stretch. While the crew had a solid row and a good performance, and despite being significantly faster in ‘real-time’ than their Masters opposition – the age adjustment meant that they lost out to Berwick and Tees.
The Women’s Squad took to the water with a composite TURC/Leeds quad and for special measure it was Bernie’s first competitive head race. As their usual quad was derigged and ready for trials the next day, DUBC had loaned out one of it’s Filippi’s (bit of an upgrade from a Swift!) for the women to use. There was some confusion as realisation hit in that the steering wasn’t in the bow seat (well it is a high performance racing boat!) which led to a slight seat order change, but other than that the majority of the crew said they had an enjoyable row.
And finally the IM3 eight… Having being led to believe that a mixed eight category existed and that it was a nice opportunity to revisit a bit of coxing against less intense crews, yours truly just about managed to get his backside into the coxes seat.
As it turned out we were actually racing IM3 and with nearly 50% of the crew having never done a race/raced sweep oar, this was going to be interesting! While not the fastest eight by any means, a good rhythm was settled into and the crew had an excellent first experience of racing – well done to Julie, Helen High and Hannah W for their first ever races/first sweep races!
So all in all, a mixed bag of racing for the club – no wins but by no means no disgrace. Plenty to work and improve upon and if nothing else, it made Gav stay off the flapjack (even if only for a day!)











